Dear Phone Company,

Recently I have recorded our phone conversation (for quality assurance purposes) and since it’s the same bloody conversation we’ve had for the … Read More »

So I’m not the best movie-goer.  I have an extraordinarily hard time sitting still for that long.  It doesn’t make sense to me how I can … Read More »

Today I have a couple of people to thank.  (I could pretend I’m like at the Oscars or something but my wardrobe is seriously lacking … Read More »

My laptop is fried.  Gonzo.  Done.  Motherboard toast.  (Motherboard sounds like a horrible curse to me.)  Anyhow, when it happened I sort of sat at … Read More »

Last week there were some excellent agent blogs talking about advertising, branding, and all that jazz inside books… (You can check out Kristin Nelson’s blog … Read More »

I know, I know.  Unless you’re in a tropical locale, it’s far too early for the Speedo to be plaguing your thoughts or arriving in … Read More »

Unfortunate Event #1:  Mascara wands in the eye are definitely unfortunate events.  More unfortunate is the reality that it is almost replacement time for said … Read More »

(Ever get a good word going and repeat it far too much in a week’s span?  The past month I’m into “scandalous” – because there … Read More »

My BFF (who doubles as my cousin) Kimma and her husband Rob are larger than life.  (They’re not fat.  Svelte and fit, actually.  Beautiful people.  They talk … Read More »

Dear John,

Although this might come as a huge and shocking disappointment, it is time we ended our relationship.  There can be no more early … Read More »