So many temptations, so little time. But let’s take a closer look into what a woman may have been tempted with lately…
Really good dark chocolate?
I’m talking really, really, divine, dark chocolate of the finest quality. I am of the mind that if there is indeed an opportunity for the consumption of very good, dark chocolate, […]
My sis mentioned that Kelly Ripa was doing the advertisments for the new line of Electrolux appliances. Besides all of the other fab designs & functions (of which, I freely admit I know very little about), she was all excited that the new fancy-shmancy-super-sonic convection stove-top could boil water in 90 seconds. 90 seconds! “Just think how […]
Somebody I know recently expressed to me that he was hesitant to join facebook because it made him feel very exposed - & it got me to thinking about people who write more personal-type blogs… such as yours truly. I must admit it rarely crosses my mind that my blog is rendering my psyche (or a teensy […]
Remember the time I went to Costco to buy a case of V-8 Juice and I accidentally came home with a Shit-szu dog instead? Today’s Costco experience trumps it.
In fact it was so distressing, I was reminded of the phobia list I did a while back (my fave phobias are pasted below in case you missed it). […]
Dear Person who has been ringing my doorbell @ 8 a.m…. You’re probably thinking that since my car is in the driveway, I’m just lazing around in bed or something… too sloth-like to descend the stairs & get the door. FYI -I’ve actually been up since 5:00. But I’m not stupid enough to open the door to a stranger unless […]
So I’m in the car with the kids and we’re about to pull into a shop. I ask Sam if he can pass me the lipstick from my purse. He starts pulling the lipstick tubes out onto his lap. And he’s laughing.
Me: Did you find it? The M.A.C. Freckletone?
Him: Um. [still giggling] I found 15 […]
Happy Mother’s Day! In honor of today, I’m spilling the beans… Some of these are my secrets - some of them are not… You can’t know which ones are which — or you’d have the MAMSS (Mama Secret Society) after you…
Juiciest List: Top 10 Secrets About Being a Mom
10 “When they’re puking in the middle of the night, […]
Dear Phone Company,
Recently I have recorded our phone conversation (for quality assurance purposes) and since it’s the same bloody conversation we’ve had for the past 5 MONTHS, I figured I’d just send you the transcript rather than repeat myself… (The story is getting old & I may start to giggle in angry, maniacal hysterics should I actually […]
So I’m not the best movie-goer. I have an extraordinarily hard time sitting still for that long. It doesn’t make sense to me how I can sit in front of my laptop for hours and not realize where the time is, and yet during a movie I’m impatient. (oh. & i’m one of those awful, evil […]
Today I have a couple of people to thank. (I could pretend I’m like at the Oscars or something but my wardrobe is seriously lacking in Armani & Vera Wang… my grey GAP t-shirt will have to do)
Dear Hewlett Packard Man:
Thank you so much for listening to me for an hour on the phone when […]