Okay.  Back on the MAC.  Sorry if you’re sick of it.  I found some Tiger Tiger on e-Bay.  They want a fortune.  I’m even considering paying… I’M SERIOUS.  Time to quit drafting letters.  I sent them an e-mail last night.  This is the deal…

I did not discuss my gigantic lips or the worldwide implications if they don’t receive proper MAC color & moisture.

I did not discuss the phallic shaped, tiger printed tube.

I did not whine, snivel, or threaten super-sonic Kung Fu Fighting moves as I discussed my plight.

I DID plead (in a dignified manner).

I DID grovel (with as much integrity as I could muster).

I DID use my manners (I’m Canadian, after all).

This, my friends, is something like how the final draft looked:

Dear MAC Lipstick Gurus,

I am on a quest to find more of your Tiger Tiger lipstick.  It was in the special edition Raquel Welsh line and I totally love it.  Alas, I’ve scraped the bottom of my tube and checked several stores in person… sadly, I can’t find more!  In each of the locations, your fabulous sales staff assisted me in finding a product that was close (in shade) but it’s not quite the same.   I’m wondering if you would check in the darkest crevices of your storage facilities to see if one or two tubes hasn’t rolled into a corner? 

I adore your products and appreciate any help you can offer.

Looking forward to hearing from you,

All Best,

Deanna Kent-McDonald (adoring MAC fan)

I’ll let you know how THAT goes…

Instead of a JUICY WRITING site today, check out the JUICY MAC site.  Ooooh - la - la.

www.maccosmetics.com

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