Crazy Frog                                          Max

Is it just me or are there very, very cute similarities?  Those cheeks… those smiles… that look that means a mischievous act is inevitable.  Off on a Mom, Sam & Max road trip this weekend. We’re off to the Exhibition & that very cool “Walking With the Dinosaurs” show.

Top 10 Juicy Things I’ve Learned From my Children

# 10.  Pajamas do not flush.  (Thank you, Max.)

#9.  Mixing the California Seasoning & the gravy @ New York Fries is actually good.

#8.  Most everything comes off with those magic eraser things.  Wall paint, too.

#7.  You can NEVER read the chapter about Fudge eating the turtle in “Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing” enough.

#6.  Eating deodorant causes vomiting but no long term damage.

#5.  Penises are much more convenient for outdoor peeing… and yet despite the outdoor marksmanship, somehow they always miss the mark when used indoors.

#4.  If you don’t put the hand mixer far enough into the gigantic bowl of chocolate pudding, the pudding will travel great heights and distances.   In all directions.

#3.  If you want something and you are guaranteed a “no” for an answer, wait until the askee is on the telephone, long distance, listening to one of Auntie Kim’s juicy stories.  Almost 100% success rate for an impossible ”yes”.

#2.  In the event hysterical giggles are required, simply draw circles with lines in them and tell the next person who comes to the door that they are drawing of your mother’s butt.

#1.  The number one thing I’ve learned from my children:  There are marvelous stories in every cloud… (and if the clouds aren’t a specific shape, it can always represent snot, vomit, or some other disgusting bodily function)

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