My Norton computer protection kicks in on a regular basis.  It popped up last night & performed all kind of fabulous things.  And then I was thinking… life would be so much better with a Norton in my REAL LIFE.  Just imagine….

Mr. Norton -  Hello Deanna.  We have a few issues affecting your status this morning.

Me - Oh really.  What issues?  My.  You’re looking more & more like Jonny Depp every day.  Do you want a cup of coffee?

Mr. Norton -  No thanks on the coffee.  But if I might be so bold, your lipstick is looking particularly lovely today. 

Deanna - Why, thank you…  It’s a new MAC shade.  Limited supply, you know.  You know what happened with Tiger Tiger…

Mr. Norton - If I would have been around, I could have alerted you to the limited status. Let’s start today with a virus check.  I see you have somebody in your life who is infected.  Can we quarantine?

Deanna - Absolutely.

Mr. Norton -  I’ve scanned for weakness & worms.  You should have more Cold FX, rescue remedy & Vitamin C in your cupboard.  Also, you need to block your crazy aunt’s emails from getting through.

Deanna -  Done.

Mr. Norton - Finally we need to do some organizing.  May I clear out the rest of these moving boxes for you?  I can do a total defrag of the items in your home and group them according to where they belong - and of course keep the chi of the house in mind…

Yup.  Need a Norton.

This entry was posted on Monday, February 18th, 2008 at 9:27 am. You can leave a comment below.