My quest is to find more of a MAC discontinued lipstick, “Tiger Tiger”.  In looking at my Draft Letter #1, it seems just a tad… um… well, freakish.  And so.  A new voice.  (A caveat here.  I’ve spent the entire weekend installing new hardwood floor on the entire top floor of my house.  Hopefully the crabbishness I feel doesn’t come through TOO MUCH.)  So… Draft Letter 1 REVISED!

Dear MAC Lipstick Guru, Divine Lip Goddess of the Universe, Entity I Bow To:

My name is Deanna Kent-McDonald and I am an obsesseda MAC lipstick fan.  All of your products rock, but the lipstick really does it for meI really, really adore your lipstick.  Perhaps it’s because of my giant lips.  It’s always been a…. well, nevermind.

ANYHOO,I need some more luscious lip covering and have been told that the kind I am MOST in love with has been discontinued.  It’s called “Tiger Tiger”.  I can’t explain how this BREAKS MY HEART.  I’ve spent hundreds of extra dollars cleaning my linens for the tears I’ve cried.  Not only is the color and texture PERFECTION, but the tiger print on the phallic shapedlipstick holder really adds to the whole package.  In fact, even though I’ve scraped the last of the perfect lipstick out of the bottom, I still carry it around in my purse.  And that’s not because of the shape ofthe perfect tube.  It’s just that lovely of a color and formulae. 

If you could check around your MAC lab for my MAC-ed out fab lipstick and let me know if there are ANY more, I would be eternally grateful.  I could make you all kinds of promises for my next offspring, but I won’t be having any more and I hate to be insincere.  So you’d have to settle for a money order and my eternal thanks. Also, if you like, I could certainly stand outside your office door and recite poetry for you for a while to demonstrate the depth of my emotion…  In fact, since the name of what I need is Tiger Tiger, Blake might be just the ticket:

Of course, if you tell me I’m out-of-luck I’ll sick my cousin Kim to KUNG FU FIGHT you. 

Yours forever & always in ninja style,

An adoring (but mourning) MAC lipstick fan… DK-M

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