Archive for March, 2008

A fun new site & On Presumptions

posted on March 31st, 2008

Oh!  Rhonda Stapleton, a talented author (YA and adult) & fab person whom I chat with on occasion, is a part of a cool new website called fictionistas.  Go check them out!! 
Today was one of those days where I had presumptions.  Firstly, anyone who does anything in the writing world knows it’s stupid stupid stupid to have those.  Normally I […]

Me & The Nut Farm

posted on March 24th, 2008

Our new house backs onto a beautiful chunk of land - no “neighbors” behind us.  So I’m outside in the back the other day, checking out the shed, and I notice that on one of the sides, there’s a door with chicken wire.  Lo and behold, the very nice man who owns the land behind […]

On The Art of Capturing Leprechauns in Home Depot

posted on March 19th, 2008

With my older offspring, I remember St. Patty’s Day as a minimal affair.  For this non-cooking sort of soul, that meant running off to the grocery store and picking up some cupcakes that had  lovely Shamrock sprinkles and ensuring a splash of green on my outfit to avoid a pinch.  But with my little Maxito, […]

Stuff For Mondays

posted on March 17th, 2008

The Juicy Things That A Monday Requires…
My fave agent blogs.  Check out: Kristin Nelson’s Blog, The Knight Agency, Bookends Lit.  Folio doesn’t do a blog (yet!)- but Rachel Vater from their agency does.  Lots of good stuff…
Caffeine (naturellement).  Starbucks has a new honey latte.  But get it half sweet.  Seriously.  You’ll be gushing for hours if U […]

Oh. The Pain.

posted on March 12th, 2008

 I can’t even begin to tell you about the pain…
(no.  not the torturous pain of playing the billionth game of ’snakes and ladders’ before 10 a.m)
(nada.  Not the ginormous pain of watching Anderson Cooper waste his breath on re-hashing the Spitzer story on CNN.  & what was that Dumb-A&& Spitzer thinking?  Have you SEEN how […]

Did I mention Dr. Suess?

posted on March 9th, 2008

WOULD YOU COULD YOU CHANGE YOUR NAME?
ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY, TOTALLY, FREAKING INSANE?
It’s all unequivocal nonsense.  But my latest adventure (unlike a Dr. Suess tale) didn’t even rhyme… and contained a negative amount of funny parts…
Me:  I just need to get a new driver’s licence.  I’ve moved into the province recently.
Licence Person:  I see your last name is […]

Just Like Dr. Suess…

posted on March 6th, 2008

“From here to there, From there to here, Funny things are Everywhere”
My life is more like Dr. Suess than the big screen, I think.  Not so full of glam & action… But simple, nonsensical & full of hilarity all at once.
Yesterday, in the most unexpected place, I met such a cool person.  Cowboy to the […]

So There’s This Woman I Know…

posted on March 2nd, 2008

There’s this woman I know… I’ll call her Gianna for anonymity.  And here’s the latest adventure in her sad, sorry tale…
Gianna is ripping around Friday morning trying to do too many things at once (as she often does).  She’s contemplating the moon and the stars whilst playing Battleship with her young offspring.  Gianna looks at the clock […]