Archive for October, 2007

The children are waaaay too excited.  In 24 hours there will be piles of candy on my kitchen table.  The gross mass of that candy, … Read More »

My friend (I’ll call her Mary Alien) has a bulldog named Boris.  Bulldogs rock.  (I remember one time in a University class we were supposed … Read More »

So.  In the last couple of days… seriously deep, thought provoking, world changing, life affirming stuff going on.  Well.  Maybe not.  But all of these other wonderful tidbits thanks to … Read More »

I do a few things really well.  I can order a coffee with 20 descriptions in under 3 seconds flat.  I can blow GINORMOUS bubbles – … Read More »

(inhaling with delight)  The New Vanity Fair!  This month, the rationalization for the illegal purchase (illegal because it’s not in the least bit budgeted) was … Read More »

I walked into a couple of smelly places today.  The first one – a giant chain home decorating store - had a plethora of candles by the … Read More »

 So.  What constitutes craziness?

Is it being from the same gene pool as a mother who lovingly sends you Hepatitis vaccination vials for your birthday?  CHECK.… Read More »

Dear Starbucks Coffee Gurus,

After suffering with an insane addiction (lattes are my particular demise) for some time, I have come to terms with my … Read More »

Wine For Every Occasion

-by D. Kent-McDonald

While the words whine and wine seem to have little in common save for the fact that they … Read More »

 October 13th is the day… But today I MENTIONED to my students that my birthday is looming.  (Naturally I hinted that botox gift certificates would … Read More »